Dumbass Insults

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.