Dumbass Insults

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

Act your age, not your IQ.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

This is the government's plan to see if monkeys can type, and I have to say: they successfully accomplished that.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.