Dumbass Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

You're not optimized for life are you?

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.