Random Dumbass Insults

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.