Dumbass Insults

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Act your age, not your IQ.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

Someone up there must have a sense of humor because you're a joke.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

If I write a recommendation for you, the reader would think it's a detailed case study of neurodegenrative disorders.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.