Dumbass Insults

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you,... well we all make mistakes.

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?