Dirty Insults

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

Insult: Are you 5? Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.