Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • 21
    I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    310
  • 22
    You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    304
  • 23
    You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    301
  • 24
    I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    263
  • 25
    You're not popular, your vagina is.
    246
  • 26
    Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    237
  • 27
    Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    228
  • 28
    I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    227
  • 29
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    218
  • 30
    I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    189
  • 31
    Insult: You're a PUSSY!
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
    177
  • 32
    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    177
  • 33
    Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    176
  • 34
    What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    139
  • 35
    Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    139
  • 36
    Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    120
  • 37
    Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
    113
  • 38
    You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    109
  • 39
    Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    109
  • 40
    You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.
    89