- 21I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.310
- 22You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.304
- 23You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.301
- 24I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.263
- 25You're not popular, your vagina is.246
- 26Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.237
- 27Insult: You have no dick.
Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.228
- 28I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.227
- 29You're one load your mum should have swallowed!218
- 30I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.189
- 31Insult: You're a PUSSY!
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.177
- 32Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.177
- 33Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.176
- 34What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.139
- 35Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom139
- 36Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.120
- 37Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.113
- 38You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.109
- 39Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.109
- 40You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.89