Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    696
  • Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
    -21
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -35
  • Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    -5
  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
    -65
  • The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    363
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    595
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    529
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    376
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.
    -86
  • Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
    410
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    852
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    333
  • You're not popular, your vagina is.
    246
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    227
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    72
  • Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
    176
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    553