Random Dirty Insults

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.