Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: You're a PUSSY!
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.
    177
  • Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
    -21
  • You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    74
  • I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!
    72
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    234
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    532
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1.1K
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    270
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    728
  • I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -35
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    315
  • If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.
    -76
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    72
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    448
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -66
  • She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    54
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    178
  • You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    110