Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    295
  • Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    420
  • Insult: Are you 5?
    Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom
    136
  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    841
  • If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -397
  • You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    328
  • You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    580
  • You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    314
  • You should have been a blowjob.
    -463
  • I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".
    -184
  • I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.
    307
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    834
  • I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
    251
  • I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.
    226
  • I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
    425
  • Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    440
  • I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
    1K
  • Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    234
  • Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.
    -61
  • Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    682