- You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.280
- Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!403
- Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom130
- Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.792
- If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-395
- You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.316
- You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."555
- You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.309
- You should have been a blowjob.-456
- I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-154
- I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.305
- I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.802
- I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.236
- I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.222
- I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.410
- Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?429
- I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1K
- Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.230
- Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.-51
- Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.642