Dirty Insults
There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.
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You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.292
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Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!414 -
Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom136 -
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.829 -
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-398
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You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.326
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You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."575
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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.314
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You should have been a blowjob.-460
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I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".-178
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I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.307
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.825
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I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.252
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I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.229
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I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.421
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Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?439
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I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!1K
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Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.234
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Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.-58
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Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.679