Dirty Insults

You've got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.

Insult: Suck my dick!
Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!

Insult: Are you 5?
Comeback: Yeah 5 inches deep in your mom

Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

You should have been a blowjob.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

I'm not saying I hate you, I just hope you get fingered by Wolverine.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

I'm not saying she's a whore, but she does give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

Twinkle twinkle little slut,
You like dick inside your butt.