Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
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  • 2
    Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
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  • 3
    I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!
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  • 4
    Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    868
  • 5
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    851
  • 6
    Twinkle twinkle little slut,
    You like dick inside your butt.
    697
  • 7
    If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • 8
    You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."
    594
  • 9
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    560
  • 10
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    553
  • 11
    You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    527
  • 12
    Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?
    444
  • 13
    I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.
    430
  • 14
    Insult: Suck my dick!
    Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!
    426
  • 15
    Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!
    410
  • 16
    I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.
    374
  • 17
    The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.
    363
  • 18
    You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.
    361
  • 19
    You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.
    332
  • 20
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    318