Dirty Insults

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

I guess those penis enlargement pills are working - you're twice the dick you were yesterday!

Insult: Why are you so fat? Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little slut, You like dick inside your butt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

You tried to set your password as "Mypenis", but it came back with: "Error. Not long enough."

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Nice "cumback", did you scrape it from the back of your throat?

I knew pussies had lips, but I didn't know they could talk.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Practice safe sex; go screw yourself!

Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: How can I? There's nothing there!

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

You sir, deserve a blow job. From my pencil sharpener.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.