Dirty Insults

There are 62 dirty insults and comebacks.

  • Good Comebacks
    You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    304
  • Rude Insults
    You're one load your mum should have swallowed!
    224
  • Good Comebacks
    I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.
    -34
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.
    -21
  • Old People Insults
    The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
    -99
  • Good Comebacks
    Insult: You have no dick.
    Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.
    230
  • Girl Insults
    You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
    575
  • Rude Insults
    You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    180
  • Religion Insults
    What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
    They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
    65
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    126
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    122
  • Girl Insults
    She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.
    61
  • Girl Insults
    You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.
    79
  • Rude Insults
    I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.
    195
  • Rude Insults
    What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.
    149
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!
    5
  • Good Comebacks
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    PornHub is down,
    Your mother's Facebook will do.
    711
  • Good Comebacks
    Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.
    1.4K
  • Good Comebacks
    Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.
    -214