Dirty Insults

I'm not saying you're a whore, but if dicks had wings, your mouth would be an airport.

You're not popular, your vagina is.

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, they're not a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, PornHub is down, Your mother's Facebook will do.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.

You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.