Dirty Insults

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

The only vagina that you're going to ever see is the one that you fell out of when you were born.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.