Dirty Insults

You've had more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

Your face can shrivel a man like a 3 hour bath.

Yo mama is like a brick: She dirty, flat on both sides and she always get laid by mexicans.

I heard that you were fired from the sperm factory for drinking on the job!

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.

Yo momma so dirty, she took a shower and lost 20 pounds!

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.

Yo momma's so dirty, she brought crabs to the beach.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

I have a head pain from your mom screaming last night.

Your vagina is so big, you have to go on a map quest to find your G-spot.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

Go suck yourself off, no-one else will.