Comeback Insults

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Cool story bro, now when's the part when I give a fuck?

You're the dick you'll never have.

If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Insult: Have your balls dropped yet? You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!

I'm being treated like shit, so I must be dealing with an asshole

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

And what are YOU? The mascot for this country's mental retardation department?