Comeback Insults

There are 258 comeback insults and comebacks.

  • Insult: You're gay!
    You: You wish.
    605
  • I don't go strip club and tell your Mom how to do her job, so don't tell me how to do mine.
    172
  • Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.
    85
  • Woah, who pissed in your fruitloops this morning?
    39
  • I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    575
  • Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned!
    -270
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
    179
  • Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
    358
  • Sorry , I don't speak dog!
    -201
  • You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.
    301
  • Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
    -165
  • It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
    476
  • Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.
    113
  • I've been called worse by better.
    599
  • Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
    -875
  • I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
    92
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    104
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.1K
  • I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.
    645
  • You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest
    54