- Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.132
- My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.1.8K
- Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.161
- I might be scared of your face, but not you.52
- Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
You: No, your fat makes you look fat.104
- Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.251
- Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?581
- Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out462
- Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.461
- Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
- Insult: FAIL!
Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.1.2K
- Insult: You're jealous!
Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.910
- It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.482
- If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.184
- Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.193
- If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.134
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.-73
- I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.83
- I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.160
- I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.245