Comeback Insults

There are 258 comeback insults and comebacks.

  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    132
  • My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
    1.8K
  • Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
    161
  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
    52
  • Person: Does this dress make me look fat?
    You: No, your fat makes you look fat.
    104
  • Person 1: Can't you take a joke?
    Person 2: Yeah, I could. If you had one.
    251
  • Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me?
    581
  • Person 1: What are you looking at?
    Person 2: That's what I'm trying to figure out
    462
  • Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.
    461
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • Insult: FAIL!
    Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.
    1.2K
  • Insult: You're jealous!
    Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
    910
  • It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
    482
  • If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
    184
  • Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.
    193
  • If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.
    134
  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -73
  • I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
    83
  • I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.
    160
  • I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me, but someone does.
    245