Comeback Insults

There are 258 comeback insults and comebacks.

  • Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    283
  • I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.
    133
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    94
  • You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
    121
  • You should donate blood. All of it!
    105
  • It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
    465
  • Insult: Why are you so fat?
    Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
    840
  • Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
    941
  • If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
    -396
  • Insult: You're a pussy.
    Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
    981
  • I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
    989
  • You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
    -1,339
  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    237
  • Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
    478
  • Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
    937
  • I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
    My name wasn't in the results.
    713
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    179
  • Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
    -871
  • Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
    155
  • Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
    402