Comeback Insults

9 months ago
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
30
1 year ago
You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
62
1 year ago
You should donate blood. All of it!
72
1 year ago
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.
266
2 years ago
Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
480
2 years ago
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
604
2 years ago
If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!
-280
2 years ago
Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.
722
2 years ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
800
2 years ago
You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."
-936
2 years ago
Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
181
2 years ago
Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.
380
2 years ago
Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
759
2 years ago
I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.
580
2 years ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
129
2 years ago
Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
-646
2 years ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
129
2 years ago
Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
242
2 years ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
68
2 years ago
You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
166