Comeback Insults
There are 258 comeback insults and comebacks.
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Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.307
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I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.145
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.106
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You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.130
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You should donate blood. All of it!117
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.477
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Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.875 -
Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.962
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If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-423
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Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.1K -
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.1K
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You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."-1,384
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?245
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Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.493
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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.949
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I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.724 -
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.184
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Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-884
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Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.160
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Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?418