- Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.283
- I think "dildo" is a perfectly acceptable insult. I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough.133
- I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.94
- You're not worth it. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.121
- You should donate blood. All of it!105
- It's a bird! It's a plane! No... Wait... It's that flying fuck I don't give.465
- Insult: Why are you so fat?
Comeback: Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.840
- Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.941
- If you want my comeback, you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth. Only joking, she swallowed the lot!-396
- Insult: You're a pussy.
Comeback: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a dick.981
- I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.989
- You lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah."-1,339
- Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?237
- Maybe if you wait a little longer, a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.478
- Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.937
- I Googled "Who Gives a Shit?"
My name wasn't in the results.713
- Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.179
- Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-871
- Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.155
- Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?402