- God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.902
- Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.131
- You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.-35
- You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.1K
- Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K
- You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.-88
- You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.242
- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.62
- Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)1.6K
- You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.-85
- Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.521
- You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.56
- I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals404
- I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.92
- You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.90
- You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.710
- If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.604
- Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.365
- I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.575