Comeback Insults

There are 258 comeback insults and comebacks.

  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    902
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    131
  • You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.
    -35
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.1K
  • Insult: You're a fail.
    Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
    5.5K
  • You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
    -88
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    242
  • I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
    62
  • Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)
    1.6K
  • You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.
    -85
  • Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down.
    Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am.
    Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.
    521
  • You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    3K
  • Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    56
  • I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals
    404
  • I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.
    92
  • You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.
    90
  • You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
    710
  • If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.
    604
  • Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.
    365
  • I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.
    575