Comeback Insults

I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

Insult: You suck. Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.

Insult: Kiss my ass. Girl: Which one? Because either way I'd get a mouthful of shit!

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Your comebacks are the same just like the size of your dick; small and pedantic.

Person: My Parents are dead... Me: Yeah, I'd kill myself too if I had a kid like you.

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

My other ride is your mom.