Comeback Insults

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Insult: FAIL! Comeback: Nobody asked for your life story.

I have heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice crispies!

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

Short person: How's the weather up there? Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?

Insult: You're jealous! Comeback: Yes, I'm jealous of people who don't know you.

Insult: Suck my dick! Response: Sorry, I don't suck small things.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

I swear the best part of you ran down your momma's leg.

If I were as optimistic as you are, I would be taking a bath in a whirlpool.

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

You're like a showbag; full of shit.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

Did you leave the stove on? Cause you just got burned.

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!