Comeback Insults

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

You should keep some lube with you, so it doesn't hurt as bad the next time you FUCK ME OVER!

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Insult: I see you have been shopping for new clothes, where from, Poundland? Comeback: From your wardrobe? (;

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

Insult: Where do you think you're going to put that? Comback: Bend over and I'll show you. ;)

Glad you think I give a fuck but sorry, no such luck.

You hear that? That's the sound of your balls not dropping.

Insult: You fail. Comeback: So did your MOM getting into college.

I'm not kissing you even if your mouth is cleaner then the humans

Insult: You're a PUSSY! Comeback: Well, you are what you eat.

Insult: You're gay! You: You wish.

Me: Why do you have no dick. You: I do. Me: The one on your mom doesn't count.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

If I'm ugly, we must be twins.

If I wanted an ass's opinion I would have asked my donkey.

If you've got a problem take it up with my ass, because that's the only one that gives a crap!

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

If you talked anymore shit, you'd be shaped like a turd.