Comeback Insults

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, loud and annoying!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT a better argument than that.

Person: Nice comeback! You: If I wanted my comeback , I'd go ask your mom.

Lives are just games, and it looks like you haven't bought one yet.

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

You talk so much shit, I'm starting to smell it on your breath.

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

I would shove my foot up your ass, but you would enjoy it.

Insult: YOU SUCK! Comeback: AND YOU SWALLOW!

Is that styling gel in your hair or KY?

Hey, did you think up that line during your last circle jerk?

I could've sworn I heard something. Maybe it was just escaping gas.

If I wanted my comeback I would have licked it of your Mum's tits last night.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.

I'm gonna get you a condom. That way you can have protection when you go fuck yourself.

Life is but a game, and let me tell you, you suck at it.

If you want a good comeback go wipe it off your Mom's face.