Comeback Insults

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

You're lying like a rug; dirty and on your back.

I can hear you with all that dick in you mouth.

I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

Bully: Turn around and sit your ass down. Victim: No you do it. Bully: i already am. Victim: No your ass (point to their face) is right there.

You're so dirty, you started the swine flu.

Insult: You Failed! Comeback: Yeah, so did your mom's abortion. :)

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

You must be a girl, because you don't have any balls.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

You cut me down I must confess but in your mouth my Dick will rest

Man, I bet you were up all night, working on that one.

I've been called worse by better.