Comeback Insults

I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?

Is your ass jelous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

If you have a problem then tell my ass cause it's the only one who gives a shit.

Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.

If shit took a look at you it would say hi mom.

Insult: You have no dick. Comeback: Because you sucked it too hard.

She spread a rumor about me? Never mind, at least she spread something other than her legs.

Insult: You fail! Comeback: Your dad's condom failed! Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!

Insult: You're stupid. Comback: Just like your Dad when he thought he wouldn't need a condom.

You remind me of a zip loc bag; good for one quality use.

Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality.

I've had snappier comebacks from a bowl of Rice Crispies.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Insult: Shut up. Comeback: Make me Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!