Cheeky Insults

My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

You're the reason god created double doors!

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.