Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    76
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
    55
  • Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
    61
  • When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.
    27
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
    30
  • You: First one to the MOON!
    *Touches the Bald guy*
    24
  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
    -13
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    64
  • I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
    153
  • Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    195
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    192
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
    14
  • Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
    -439
  • Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    76
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    168
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    48
  • Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
    76
  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    40
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -14
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    181