Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    419
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    193
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    72
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    134
  • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    373
  • You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
    -118
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
    -438
  • Insult: Why are you so stupid?
    Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
    128
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    77
  • My testicles just dropped.....WITH A VENGENCE!!!
    -219
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    580
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    64
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
    14
  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    41
  • You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.
    -59
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    431
  • I’ll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?
    73
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    29