Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    79
  • You're the reason god created double doors!
    171
  • I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
    37
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    70
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    339
  • You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
    172
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
    90
  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
    -14
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
    23
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    62
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    446
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    181
  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    798
  • You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    243
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    227
  • There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    557
  • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    383
  • You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
    3.2K
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
    35
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    71