Cheeky Insults
There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.
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Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!79
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You're the reason god created double doors!171
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I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?37
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I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?70
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Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.339
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You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.172
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.90
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Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.-14
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Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!23
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?62
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Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.446
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Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!181
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You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!798
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You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.243
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I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?227
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.557
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.383
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You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
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Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.35
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You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.71