Random Cheeky Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate you, God does too.

You're so bald, I can see my reflection.

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.