Cheeky Insults

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.

The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?