Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    289
  • Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
    705
  • The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.
    122
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    126
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
    41
  • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    358
  • I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    169
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -17
  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
    34
  • Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
    65
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    43
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    152
  • Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!
    81
  • You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.
    63
  • Cool story bro, now make me a sandwich.
    -427
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
    13
  • That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    179
  • Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    188
  • I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.
    140
  • I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?
    64