Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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  • 2
    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    900
  • 3
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    798
  • 4
    Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
    757
  • 5
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    629
  • 6
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    624
  • 7
    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    589
  • 8
    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    557
  • 9
    At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    474
  • 10
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    446
  • 11
    You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    432
  • 12
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    421
  • 13
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    383
  • 14
    Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    339
  • 15
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    336
  • 16
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    329
  • 17
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    285
  • 18
    Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    255
  • 19
    You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    243
  • 20
    I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?
    227