Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.
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  • 2
    If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!
    897
  • 3
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    768
  • 4
    Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.
    741
  • 5
    Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    623
  • 6
    You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • 7
    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    580
  • 8
    There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    553
  • 9
    Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    431
  • 10
    You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    422
  • 11
    Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    417
  • 12
    At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    412
  • 13
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    371
  • 14
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
    324
  • 15
    Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    311
  • 16
    When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.
    295
  • 17
    You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
    242
  • 18
    You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
    225
  • 19
    Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!
    195
  • 20
    That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.
    192