Cheeky Insults
There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.
- 1You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 2If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!900
- 3You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!798
- 4Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.757
- 5Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.629
- 6You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.624
- 7Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.589
- 8There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.557
- 9At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.474
- 10Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.446
- 11You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"432
- 12Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!421
- 13Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.383
- 14Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.339
- 15I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.336
- 16When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.329
- 17You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.285
- 18Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!255
- 19You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.243
- 20I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?227