Cheeky Insults

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Oh, interesting. Let me just write that on my list of things that I don't give a shit about.

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

When you stepped on the scale I thought my phone number popped up.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

Hey! If we killed you, we would stop world hunger!

You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.

I've been told that inside every fat person, there's someone beautiful... I'm just wondering who the hell you ate!?