Cheeky Insults

That's what happens to you when your pussy has been invaded more than Poland.

Your girlfriend is so ugly she went to a dog show. And won.

Insult: Shut up. Comeback: Make me Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

You're the reason god created double doors!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

Here's a joke; a guy went to a gay bar. Oh wait, you were there!