Cheeky Insults

I'm sorry but when was the last time you saw your belly button?

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

You're just like a vacuum cleaner, you suck things up but you don't spit out.

I'll try and hide my enthusiasm. How am I doing?

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!

There are 2 things I don't that like about you; your face! So shut BOTH of them!

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.

You remind me of a builders bottom, full of bare faced cheek.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.