Cheeky Insults

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You: First one to the MOON! *Touches the Bald guy*

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

When you open your mouth, the flies on the other side of the world notice.

Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Insult: Shut up. Comeback: Make me Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.

Looks like you have congenital diarrhea. It runs down your 'genes'.