Cheeky Insults

There are 65 cheeky insults and comebacks.

  • I know you special that's why I wave with one finger.
    72
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    580
  • Insult: Why are you so stupid?
    Comeback: Because I'm related to you!
    127
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    130
  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
    23
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
    36
  • You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
    145
  • Insult: Shut up.
    Comeback: Make me
    Comeback Insult: I don't make bullshit.
    184
  • You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
    768
  • You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
    621
  • You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    421
  • Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.
    430
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
    30
  • Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
    416
  • There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
    553
  • Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
    623
  • At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.
    410
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -187
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
    109
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
    -111