Cheeky Insults

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I'd fart!

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.