Bitch Insults

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch, Mind your own business you nosy bitch.

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.