Bitch Insults

There are 71 bitch insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.
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  • 2
    Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
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  • 3
    If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!
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  • 4
    I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
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  • 5
    I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
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  • 6
    By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    901
  • 7
    I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    852
  • 8
    Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
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  • 9
    Twinkle twinkle little snitch,
    Mind your own business you nosy bitch.
    782
  • 10
    What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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  • 11
    I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
    667
  • 12
    I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    578
  • 13
    No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    557
  • 14
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    534
  • 15
    Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    528
  • 16
    Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
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  • 17
    Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.
    371
  • 18
    Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
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  • 19
    No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.
    335
  • 20
    Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
    320