Bitch Insults

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Bitch, you're like summer; no class.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

Two things: 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!