Bitch Insults

There are 71 bitch insults and comebacks.

  • Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    212
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    202
  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    231
  • Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
    293
  • I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
    941
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    167
  • Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
    144
  • If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
    76
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    271
  • I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
    898
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    234
  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    764
  • I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
    623
  • No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
    516
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    509
  • The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
    -458
  • If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
    270
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    182
  • By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
    837
  • Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
    386