Bitch Insults

You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

Bitch, you're like summer; no class.

I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?

I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.

Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.

The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.