Bitch Insults

1 year ago
You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
156
2 years ago
If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
198
2 years ago
Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
255
2 years ago
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.
800
2 years ago
Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
129
2 years ago
Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
129
2 years ago
If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.
68
2 years ago
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
209
2 years ago
I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
702
2 years ago
Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?
184
2 years ago
I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
620
2 years ago
I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
546
2 years ago
No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
432
2 years ago
Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
441
2 years ago
The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-368
2 years ago
If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
235
2 years ago
You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
133
2 years ago
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass.
704
2 years ago
Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?
285
2 years ago
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
125