Bitch Insults

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch, Mind your own business you nosy bitch.

Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina.

I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.

Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.

No wonder you have such a shitty view of the world with how far your head is stuck up your ass.

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.