Bitch Insults

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

You need to go brush your teeth cause all you seem to do is talk shit!

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.

If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

I'd slap you but shit splatters.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!