Bitch Insults

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

Hey, that was quite a mouthful, but I guess you're used to that sort of thing.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.

What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?

If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a DOG!!

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?