Bitch Insults

There are 71 bitch insults and comebacks.

  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
    895
  • Two things:
    1. Where have you been all my life?
    2. Can you please go back there?
    288
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    197
  • Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
    165
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    71
  • You wanna know something about being a bitch? You could go ask your mother.
    260
  • Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.
    214
  • I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.
    1.1K
  • You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!
    122
  • Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
    357
  • Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
    169
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    224
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    181
  • Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
    344
  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    286
  • I bet your mother has a loud bark.
    -75
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    542
  • If I wanted to see a bitch, I'd just buy a dog.
    201
  • To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.
    157
  • You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.
    -248