Random Bitch Insults

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

Insult: Bitch! Comeback: At least I'm not yours.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch, Mind your own business you nosy bitch.

If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

Don't feel too special, I'm only keeping your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.

Did someone order a cunt? Because one's just showed up.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.