Bitch Insults

There are 71 bitch insults and comebacks.

  • I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
    78
  • If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.
    130
  • Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".
    65
  • Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
    310
  • I hope one day, you choke on the shit you talk.
    577
  • If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.
    144
  • If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    258
  • Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
    158
  • You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.
    -247
  • Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.
    185
  • Hey, unless your name is Google, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
    788
  • Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!
    167
  • Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?
    69
  • Bitch, you're like summer; no class.
    319
  • Your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes out your mouth.
    1.1K
  • I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.
    665
  • Life's a bitch. Oh no, wait. That's you.
    528
  • You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
    37
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
    -127
  • I'm not saying that I hate you, it's just when your mouth opens, I get an overwhelming urge wanting to rearrange your face with a shovel.
    251