Bitch Insults

I'd slap you but shit splatters.

Wow! That's a lovely shade of ultra-bitch you're wearing today.

Somebody call animal control! There's a stray bitch running around!

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Please cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.

To all the bitches with my name in their mouth, do what you do best and swallow it.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

If you were a dinosaur, you would be bitch-a-whoreus.

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd shit on.

I can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.

I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

You remind me of a penny; you're two-faced, worthless and CRUSTY AS HELL!

I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two.

If I wanted shit from you, I'd squeeze your head.

I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.

Bitch, please. You're as useless as the "ay" in "okay".

Grip your ears firmly, and pull your head out of your ass.