Bitch Insults

Wow, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

I bet your mother has a loud bark.

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

I got 99 problems, but bitch you ain't one.

Sorry , I don't speak dog!

You're outspoken, but not by anyone I know.

The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.