Beauty Insults
There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.168
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.289
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.197
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If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.250
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.182
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Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.120
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Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.181
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Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.23
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.68
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.44
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?115
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.143
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!170
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You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.-15
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.116
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.413
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?44
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If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.34
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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-145
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You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.115