Beauty Insults

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.