Beauty Insults

There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.

  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    168
  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    289
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    197
  • If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    250
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    182
  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    120
  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    181
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    23
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    68
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
    44
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    115
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    143
  • Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    170
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -15
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    116
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    413
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    44
  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    34
  • If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
    -145
  • You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
    115