Beauty Insults
There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.
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The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.520
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.72
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If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.35
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.53
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.161
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.233
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You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.185
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.211
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!611
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."86
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You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!46
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Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.541
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You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.54
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.138
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?49
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.211
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When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.284
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Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?224
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?118
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.308