Random Beauty Insults

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.