Beauty Insults

There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.

  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    520
  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    72
  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
    35
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
    53
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    161
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    233
  • You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    185
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    211
  • Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    611
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    86
  • You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
    46
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    541
  • You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
    54
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    138
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    49
  • Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    211
  • When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    284
  • Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    224
  • Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?
    118
  • I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    308