Beauty Insults

There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.

  • Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.
    70
  • Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.
    20
  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
    51
  • At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    201
  • If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
    -157
  • Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    129
  • If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    284
  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    129
  • You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.
    -14
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    16
  • You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    224
  • Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    190
  • Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    534
  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
    485
  • Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    158
  • You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.
    28
  • Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    168
  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
    48
  • There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
    75
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    53