Beauty Insults
There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.70
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Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.20
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.51
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At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.201
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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-157
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Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.129
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If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.284
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.129
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You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.-14
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If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.16
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You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.224
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Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.190
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Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.534
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.485
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.158
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You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.28
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Does your face hurt? It's killing me!168
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?48
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There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!75
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I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.53