Beauty Insults
There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.
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You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.188
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!626
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Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.82
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I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.480
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.786
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."103
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If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.383
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You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.154
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.214
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Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.224
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Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.286
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When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.286
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Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.173
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Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.174
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You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.60
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.73
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You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!51
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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-190
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Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?127
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Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!195