Beauty Insults

There are 35 beauty insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
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  • 2
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
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  • 3
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    534
  • 4
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    519
  • 5
    Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • 6
    I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    304
  • 7
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    286
  • 8
    When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.
    285
  • 9
    You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    225
  • 10
    Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    223
  • 11
    Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.
    207
  • 12
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    205
  • 13
    Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.
    190
  • 14
    You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
    183
  • 15
    Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!
    182
  • 16
    Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    168
  • 17
    Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.
    159
  • 18
    I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.
    143
  • 19
    Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
    130
  • 20
    Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
    129