Beauty Insults

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

Behind every fat person there's someone beautiful. No seriously, you're in the way.

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.