Beauty Insults

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

You know that thing above your neck? Yeah, you might want to trade it for a face.

If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.