Beauty Insults

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

When I looked at your face I almost fainted but I just told myself don't worry its just a nightmare.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!