Awesome Insults
There are 37 awesome insults and comebacks.
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.859
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Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.162
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Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.321
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Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.-161
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You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!75
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Insult: You suck.
Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.87 -
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.31
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I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?111
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You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.263
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Act your age, not your IQ.136
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I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.131
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For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.152
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!60
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.77
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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.-110
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Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!692
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You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.560
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If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.-159
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.-68
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You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"114