Awesome Insults

There are 37 awesome insults and comebacks.

  • I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
  • Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.
  • Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.
  • Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.
  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
  • Insult: You suck.
    Comeback: And your Mom swallows, by the way I wish you were the load that she had swallowed.
  • If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
  • I heard you were dating my ex -- how do I taste?
  • You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
  • I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.
  • For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.
  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
  • Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
  • You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.
  • If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
  • The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
  • You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"