Awesome Insults
There are 37 awesome insults and comebacks.
- 1Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.5.5K - 2I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.4K
- 3Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.3.8K
- 4You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.3.2K
- 5You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!3K
- 6Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
- 7Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!939
- 8I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.895
- 9You fell from the top of the slut tree, and banged every guy on the way down.575
- 10Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.571
- 11You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.502
- 12When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.482
- 13At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.474
- 14Your family tree must be a cactus because you're all pricks.324
- 15You remind me of an unflushed toilet, so full of shit.265
- 16You're the reason God created Birth Control.225
- 17If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.181
- 18I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.176
- 19Want some lip stick? I think you will need it when you kiss my ass.165
- 20For a man with no cows, you've got an awful lot of bullshit.154