Awesome Insults

Insult: You fail! Comeback: Your dad's condom failed! Comeback: Your mom's abortion failed!

Your dad should of had made a white spot in the sheets instead of a black spot in society!

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

You're the reason God created Birth Control.

You should wear a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!

Insult: You're a fail. Comeback: So was your dad's condom.

You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger dick than you.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

At least ginger kids have something to look forward to in later life. Like going grey.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.