You're So Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.