You're So Skinny Insults

There are 8 you're so skinny insults and comebacks.

  • Skinny Insults
    1
    You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    800
  • Skinny Insults
    2
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    427
  • Skinny Insults
    3
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    374
  • Skinny Insults
    4
    You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    325
  • Skinny Insults
    5
    You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    149
  • Skinny Insults
    6
    You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    75
  • Skinny Insults
    7
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -45
  • Skinny Insults
    8
    You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -111