You're So Skinny Insults

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops