Random You're So Skinny Insults

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!